Saturday, March 4

Snoddy wanted by Mr Plod

Just when the season seemed to be going smoothly again… Robert Snodgrass could miss the Chelsea match as a warrant for his arrest has been issued by Glasgow police. Snodgrass had been charged with allegedly allowing a passenger in his car to carry a baby without using a baby seat. He didn't turn up for the court case because he didn't think he had to according to his defence lawyer, which hasn't gone down well with the court. And now it's more baby blues for Snoddy as the Scottish Old Bill would like a word. Just another normal day at West Ham.

2 comments:

Shane Barber said...

It kind of pales into insignificance against some of our classics though. It simply doesn't compare with Frank MacAvennie's 'Och, it's just a wee bit o' charlie' when apprehended with a slab of cocaine after spinning the story about the £250k in used notes being used to fund a North Sea treasure hunt in a sunken wreck.

Denis used to come up with some real 'Bad Boys' gems in the Mission days - but I agree that missing a game because of a child's car seat has to up there in the bizarre stakes. Even if it's only for the 'Ploddy v Snoddy' tag line.

Pete May said...

And there was Trevor Morley's stabbing of course…