Just returned from a summer sabbatical in Australia and the Solomon Islands:
So we've had riots all over England, Shane Warne is dating Liz Hurley, Arsenal are struggling against relegation and regularly concede eight goals, Spurs now lose 5-1 at home, Stoke are in Europe and West Ham score from set pieces and have won three away games in a row.
Have I been away for longer than I thought? It all seems a bit Life on Mars...
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