Now in Hong Kong where every building is about 50 storeys high - and think I just glimpsed one of our long balls from the swimming pool on the 28th floor of our hotel. While the pool attendant is a Gooner from downtown Hong Kong... Yes, life's tough on the road.
China have just beaten North Korea 2-0 although strangely there's no news of West Ham's transfer activity in the South China Morning Post...
Birds of a Feather returns
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