Relief! In the latest episode of Minder meets the transfer window used player dealer Harry 'H' Redknapp was so busy trying to entice Big Phil Neville and Charlie 'Jock' Adam down sarf that he forgot he'd asked Terence to add Scotty to the stock in his lock-up.
Meanwhile Behrami's fee has paid for O'Neil and a slice of Demba Ba, so we've come out of it solvent and with four extra players through playing the loan system.
One final thought: If Andy Carroll is worth £35m then imagine what a fit Dean Ashton might now be worth...
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