Today's Daily Mail reports that former rubbish West Ham striker Titi Camara has been appointed sports minister of Guinea.
The 38-year-old Titi was Guinea's national coach for four months last year and is also an expert at sitting out well-paid contracts.
The Mail adds: "Newly-elected president Alpha Conde has now made Camara Guinea’s first ex-sportsman to hold a government post. Reports suggest Camara had helped fund Conde's presidential campaign to the tune of 25m CAF Francs (£32,000)."
At this rate Raggy Soma will soon be appointed President of the EU and Gary Charles will be made Home Secretary with a brief to clamp down on drink driving...
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